Who’s Ya Daddy?

Our Top 5 Dad Jokes of All Time…Just in Time for Fathers Day!

 

As Fathers Day 2019 approaches and we celebrate all things Dad, we asked ourselves…what are Dad’s most loved for? Big love, handy-ness, car-lending, BBQs, timely advice and DAD JOKES!

 

We love love love Dad jokes and are always out to hear your best ones…and have a right old belly-laugh while we’re at it!

To get those hilarous, creative, face-palm worthy juices flowing, here are our top 5 Dad jokes EVER!

 

5- When you’re in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you’ll get a “Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis.”

A dad joke AND a Disney refference? This one’s a double whammy!

 

4- You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Ahhhh the old reference to the in-laws…wouldn’t be a Dad joke without it!

 

3- What do you call a Hippy’s wife?

Mississippi

Stick a fork in us, we’re done!

 

2- What’s 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet paper roll.

Ahhhhh, I see what you did there, ya sly old dawg!

 

1- What did one door say to the other door on the first date?

“You look adoorable”

Classic Dad!

 

So, there you have it! Why not cheers with a complimentary beer for all Dads booked in, Big Daddy’s BBQ and Paul Gallen’s final game this Fathers Day. Tables are almost booked out, so click here to get in and grab yours now…